Don’t Go Out With Peter

In a world where dating apps assign users a public star rating, one man with a humiliating one-star score must embark on an awkward, emotional, and often hilarious journey to track down his past dates and uncover exactly how he became the most undateable man online. Don’t Go Out With Peter is a sharp, modern one-act comedy that explores accountability, self-perception, and the messiness of human connection — all through the painfully relatable lens of 21st-century dating.

Abby Wolpert (Book & Lyrics)

Jack Theiling (Music)

Year: 2024